welcome to the Funny Farm!
Photography
Party Time
We are so excited that you found us. We are a small fun farm located In Belton Texas.
Our main goal is to Introduce people to the excitement of farm life and farm animals. We celebrate our life’s biggest moments with our animals and thought you might want to join us!
We have so many things to offer!
You can stay In one of our Bed and Breakfasts
Schedule a photography session on the farm
Moonpie (Moony)
Born 2021
Highland cross
Sweet but timid
Screaming Goat
Estd
2022
Funny Farm
Please remember this is not a petting zoo. The animals are not required to interact.
Meet our animals
penelope and missy missy moo moo
small, fuzzy and adorbs
Needs treats and a hair brush
Sally
Born 2024
Nubian X Alpine
Dairy Goat
Very sweet-might jump on you
Bessy
AKA Bossy Bessy
Lookin for food
Petunia
Kune Kune pig
Loves her sister and food
will drop and roll for belly rubs
pepa
Kune Kune pig
Loves her sister and food
knows shes cute
Mamma Goat
It’s rumored that she head butts kids
and knocks them over.
I have not seen this
and I love her.
Lucy
AQHA Hunter
18 yrs old
Too pretty to talk to you
Atlas
roughly 10 years old
Rescue
Wants to be your friend
Malibu
Pinto Pony
4 years old
sassy and bored with you
for sale
Katahdin Sheep
Hair sheep
They are very serious and have a job to do... dont get in their way.
Rustic efficiency cabin on working horse farm. This cabin has a full bathroom with shower and tub.
It has a kitchenette with a full size fridge, sink and everything you need for a simple meal.
There's a comfy king size bed and we have air mattresses if you need them.
What this cabin doesn’t have. A TV
You will have access to a pool and lots of animals to amuse you.
Close to: Salado, Belton, Expo Center, UMHB
The bunkhouse is just that! A bunkhouse in our barn! You will have the necessities but this is a place to unplug and unwind. Have a beer with goats or read a book-what ever makes you happy.
There is not a TV in the Bunkhouse. I can provide a projector if you want to play something on your phone.
This listing is literally in a barn. It is going to look a little rough before you go through the apartment door!! Have faith, its worth it.
Contact info
Email: screaminggoatff@yahoo.com
Phone: 254-674-9379
You can book the B&Bs through Airbnb; VRBO or contact us directly
Social media
We know social media is important these days..... but we suck at it!!
If you take pictures or videos please tag us!
I will even send you a sticker
Party with the Highlands
$275.00
What’s included
- Wide open spaces with spectacular county side views
- Adorable free range farm animals as well as corralled animals for more of a hands-on experience
- A party prep room-This will be one of our cozy Airbnb’s. There is not a lot of seating inside. It does provide A/C or heat, a bathroom and kitchen.
It's a great area to take a break or prepare food.
- A trained handler for the animals
- Goodie bags are filled a Screaming Goat Funny Farm bracelet, candy and stickers. You have the option of adding items to the bag.
- 3 hours, this does include your set up and breakdown time.
- Photo ops galore
- Tables and chairs to seat up to 15 people, you are welcome to bring chairs
- Serving and gift table
- Yummy treats to feed the animals
- A farm helper for 2 hours.
- Multiple covered barn areas to play games, serve cakes and use during inclement weather.
Add Ons- Request pricing
- Boutique party trailer - we are having custom-made coming in July (We are very excited about this and can't wait to share it with you)
- Lounge by the Swimming Pool -everyone must be 10 or older and adults must be at the pool
- Photography helper- We can work with the animals and style different poses
- Hayrides- Enjoy an exciting hayride around our 22 acres.
- Pony rides- Experience a pony ride. Must have closed toe shoes.
- Keep the party going! Have a unique slumber party in one of our Airbnb's.
- Roast Marshmallows or relax by the fire pit on breezy nights.
- Enjoy a movie under the stars with our projector
Click the link for event dates
Sip wine and relax under the oak trees.
$25 pp Wine, Fuzzy cows and light snacks Included
Must pre-purchase a ticket. Limited availability
Screaming Goat Funny Farm
The party trailer does triple duty
Bar/Concessions
Photo Booth
Mini Cow Mobile
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS (FAQ)
WHAT IS A PARTY TRAILER?
A party trailer is a livestock trailer retrofitted to a bar/photobooth/concession stand. Our trailer comes fully equipped with an ice well, cooler, two-compartment sink for washing, A/C and electrical so we can be available any time during the day or night.
Our party trailer, is a perfect option to have the bar experience with your family and friends, whether it's for a birthday celebration, corporate event, or celebration at a venue.
Remember.... Its not just a bar. It is also a PHOTOBOOTH that is customizable.
DOES YOUR PARTY TRAILER PROVIDE ALCOHOL?
We are a full beverage caterer and dry hire bar which means we can provide for all of your beverage needs (fresh squeezed juices, mixers, garnishes, cups, ice, bartending tools, the staff, etc.), everything under the sun except the alcohol itself.
Due to Texas laws, we cannot provide liquor without a brick-and-mortar establishment. You must provide the alcohol. During our event consultation , we provide you with a full shopping guide, so you know exactly how much alcohol to purchase for your event and of course you can customize it if you see fit.
Our clients love the option of purchasing the alcohol themselves because they don't have to pay additional markups or overspend on liquor not consumed. They can choose their favorite brands of alcohol and keep anything that is left over when the event ends.
WHAT DOES YOUR PARTY TRAILER PROVIDE?
The party trailer comes fully equipped with all your bar needs, from bartenders to bartending supplies, disposable glassware, cocktail straws, napkins, garnishes, set-up, breakdown, and more.
In addition the trailer has multiple options for a fun, festive or fancy photobooth.
We also provide add-on options such as beautiful balloon arrangements, customized calligraphy signage, and partner with amazing rental companies and caterers for anything extra your event may need.
WHAT TYPE OF DRINKS CAN YOU SERVE?
We pride ourselves in serving and creating signature specialty cocktails for events and can also serve standard mixed drinks, beer, wine, and champagne pour service, in addition to mocktails (non-alcoholic beverages).
CAN YOU HELP CREATE A CUSTOM MENU FOR MY EVENT?
Yes! We love working with our clients to create a custom drink menu for their events! Tell us your party theme, celebration, or even favorite color, and we will curate specialized cocktail options for you and your guests.
CAN YOU HELP ME CALCULATE HOW MUCH ALCOHOL I NEED FOR MY EVENT?
Of course! Once you have secured your event date, we will calculate the correct amount of alcohol needed based on your guest count and hours of your event. We take the time to understand your guest's drinking preferences and use our alcohol calculator to determine the correct amount of alcohol you need so you don't overbuy or under purchase. This way you can also control the cost and buy the specific alcohol brands you prefer.
DO YOU HAVE ANY MOCKTAIL OPTIONS?
Yes, we would be happy to help create mocktail options for your event. A few of our previous mocktails have included blueberry mint lemonade, strawberry lemon prickly pear, and peach ginger ale. Please get in touch for more mocktail ideas.
WHAT DOES YOUR MIXER PACKAGE INCLUDE?
Our mixer package includes a variety of sodas and juices for your event, ideal for serving standard mixed drinks Margaritas, Ranch Waters, Whiskey Cokes, Vodka Sodas, Beer, Wine, and Champagne.
The standard juices and sodas provided in our mixer package includes Topo Chico, Club Soda, Tonic Water, Cranberry Juice, Sweet & Sour, and Coke. Garnishes such as limes, lemons, oranges, and maraschino cherries are also available. You also have the option to add on premium mixers such as Ginger Beer or dehydrated fruit wheels.
If you would like us to substitute any of the above for a different juice or soda, just let us know!
WHAT IF I DON'T WANT A MIXER PACKAGE AND WANT BARTENDING ONLY?
Our bartending service is designed to offer a seamless experience to take the stress away from you, the host. We don't want you to forget anything on your important day like accidentally forget the cups or not have enough ice for serving or cooling.
As such, our bartending services is created to come with a full mixer package for standard mixed drink service, all the ice you need for your event, cups, napkins, cocktail straws, garnishes, and staff.
WILL YOU TRAVEL?
Yes! Tell us where you are located and we will be happy to travel to your event. Travel one way is calculated 10 miles one way from Belton TX. Any mileage beyond 10 miles one way is charged at $2/mile.
WHAT IS YOUR PRICING?
Prices are calculated per guest, vary depending on the cocktails desired to be served, and the duration of your event. Our bartending package includes full mixer package for standard cocktails, ice, garnishes, bartending tools, and general liquor liability insurance. Per guest pricing ranges from $7 to $15 per person with the option to add signature cocktails plus staff cost.
Our minimum bar services start at $375+ based on your guests count, bar services selected, number of bartenders/staffs, etc.
hello &
welcome
please enjoy your stay!
our location
FM 1123
Belton TX 76513
Available Homes
The Bunkhouse Max 6 ppl
The Tack Room Max 3ppl
reminders
- No pets allowed
- Quiet time after 10pm
- No smoking inside
- Please do not open any gates
Check-out
- Check-out time is 11am
- Place all used towels in the tub
- Turn off all lights when you leave
- Clean food off of dishes
- Put all trash In the dumpster.
contact us
If you have any questions or need assistance please don't hesitate to contact us:
Phone: 254-674-9379
Email: screaminggoatff@yahoo.com
Leave us a review
We hope you enjoyed your time here. Please consider leaving us a review. We love to hear from our guests.
Thank you,
we hope to see you again.
Our Animals
Our animals are our pets. We love them very much. Please show them the utmost respect. There’s several kinds of animal snacks for you to feed them AT YOUR OWN RISK. They can get excited and bite or get too close.
The firepit
Please use the fire pit responsibly.
Only wood. NO TRASH
If there is a burn ban in place the fire pit can’t be used.
Please do not leave a fire unattended.
Our pool
We love to share our pool! Please be courteous of us and other guest.
No
Loud Music
Cut off jeans
Skinny dipping
Suntan oil (it makes the water and pump icky)
No one under the age of 18 with out an adult.
Enter the pool area at your own risk.
The game barn
We hope that you enjoy this space! Please be respectful and put everything back where you got it from. If something needs to be repaired please let us know ASAP.
IF you see us working in the barn...
Local Towns
Salado
About 15 minutes on the back roads.
Lots of shops and fun places to hang.
Our favorites
Longbow Coffee
Marketplace Cafe (Located in The Shoppes on Main)- THE BEST Crepes
Barrows Brewery-fun environment on the creek in Salado.
The Happy Pizza Company (at Barrow) YUMMY Pizza!
Lucysicehouse.com
What's Cooler Than Bein' Cold?!
Lucy's Icehouse Salado, TX
Were a small taco shop in Salado, full bar- liquor, beer, wine and a decent bourbon selection. Live music every Friday 6-8, outdoor seating. On the north end of town. Cheers!
The team at Lucy’s Ice House
Hey! Cookie! of Salado
Everybody loves delectable homemade morsels! I'm here to make this happen for you while you're away from your own kitchen!
Need a delicious, handcrafted dessert after your meal? Are you just feeling snacky? Maybe you'd like to take along a traveling treat of some sort to enjoy on the road back home!
I'm always baking up some yummies in my kitchen and can be your source to satisfy that sweet tooth of yours!
Give me a call, text or message to see what our menu items are during your stay in our charming little town.
Follow us on Facebook or Instagram to see what we've been up to.
Or come by our table at the local Barrow Farmer's Market every Saturday starting in April and lasting through September from 9:00 to 1:00.
Bernice H. Stephens
817-320-3352
Belton
Belton has the Credence Bank Center, Belton Lake and plenty of Mexican restaurants.
The Cadence Center is just up the road. They host rodeos, horse shows and The Sammy Show just to name a few...
Belton Lake is a beautiful lake not far from here. There's fishing (google fishing guides there's several around) water sports and lots of fun in the sun!
Water Street Waffle Co is soo soo good and located on the square in Belton. You just need to prepare to wait.
There also may or may not be a speak easy in Belton ;)
Holland
About 10 minutes on the back roads.
A little town with a cute coffee shop as well as a donut shop that's the bomb!
The best part of Holland is Slice of Heaven Educational Farm. They have a farm, playground and lots of fun things to do.
Extra activities
Want a little lesson??
Inquire about Riding lessons or Batting lessons
Batting cage- This should be set up before arrival and you will be required to wear a helmet
Wanna help with the animals?- Please inquire before arrival
Itchin to ride a horse- You must KNOW how to ride. This must be set up before arrival.
These are just some suggestions. We are a busy family and these animals keep us on our toes!! Please understand that these things are not always available and may be canceled even if pre-planned.
rules
- No smoking in the homes or barns
- If you smoke DO NOT THROW BUTTS ON THE GROUND!
- No unaccompanied minors at the pool.
- No jumping from the waterfall or diving in the pool.
- Do not mess with the pool supplies/vacuum.
- Do not open any gates with out authorization.
- Please do not pick up animals with out one of us present.
- No parties
- Do not come and go after 10p
- Quite time is after 10p
- Fires may only be in the fire ring if there is NOT a burn ban in effect.
- Do not rearrange furniture.
- Stay out of the batting cage unless prior arraignments have been made.
- Do not try to ride the animals
- Only guest staying In the bed and breakfasts are allowed on the property for liability reasons.
Let us know ASAP if there is something broken or wrong.
You will not be given the door code until the liability release is signed. Please make sure I have a good email.
This is not an exhaustive list. Please be responsible, respectable and use common sense!
liability release
By signing this document you are releasing The screaming Goat Funny Farm, LLC, all of its owners, members and businesses from liability should something happen on the property at FM 1123 Belton TX 76513. _______ Initial
By signing this document you are stating that you understand there are multiple farm animals on the property. Some are large and any animal can be unpredictable. You understand that you are staying on a working farm. Any animal large or small can hurt you and even threaten your life. You will need common sense! ________ Initial
By signing this document you are stating that you understand there is a pool. The pool is deep and there is NOT a lifeguard. The pool is NOT fenced off. ________ Initial
By signing this document you are stating that you understand a farm is dangerous. There are sharp, rusty and heavy tools. There's lots of hazards and you are responsible for keeping yourself and your minors safe and out of harms way. ________ Initial
This scary list of danger is not all-inclusive. Please use common sense and be responsible. We are happy to have you and share our farm!
Please List your guests:
Name Date
Bucky the highland x bull
This is where you will find livestock we have available.
